Four-day weekend
The planets are in alignment! Jupiter and Venus and all that crap.
Today is the Indian new years, which means everyone gets the day off. But since today is a saturday, they’ve moved the day off to monday.
On tuesday it’s the Malayan new years, resulting in another day off.
Marge: Homer, the plant called. They said if you don’t show up tomorrow don’t bother showing up on Monday.
Homer: Woo-hoo! Four-day weekend!
